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Random quote from a rather large and eclectic database:
Higgins: Doolittle, you're either an honest man or a rogue.
Doolittle: A little of both, Guv'nor. Like the rest of us, a
little of both.
-- Shaw, "Pygmalion"
The date according to the Discordian Calendar:
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 33rd day of Confusion in the YOLD 3183